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deprendreunepause:

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Being gay and looking for dick in the olden days must have been really complicated

youaremypath:

A summary of Gavin being Gavin in AHWU #231 (x)

homwrecker:

sorcererinslytherin:

homwrecker:

this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

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shit i think i want to fuck nemo

this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. 

oh my god

The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

esseath:

Destiny : Icons

The Tower Vendors

Simon had a very traumatic childhood at Manchester, England because of his heartless father. On most days, his father brought back dangerous animals and taunted him with them, even going so far to force him to kiss a snake or threaten to kill him with them. When he and his younger brother, Tommy, got older, Tommy would always wear a skull-mask at night to scare Simon. At one concert, his father had made him laugh at the death of a prostitute who was addicted to drugs.

mlchaeijones:

An accurate description of most Achievement Hunter Let’s Plays 

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khubleesi:

thatfunnyblog:

I LAUGHED AT THIS MUCH MORE THAN I SHOULD HAVE

I am so fucking happy this is back in my life once again

gavinmichael:

the fact that geoff can say “achievement hunter, pause” and everyone will drop what they’re doing without question

or that rtx to get everyone together for their stuff he yells “to me, achievement hunter”

these are very important things

"If you’re drunk at a bar, don’t go around slapping people. They will get upset."
- Coach ImmortalHD (Aleksandr Marchant)

skyecandi:

overheard at the dominos I work at:

"pizza seller. I am going on a delivery and I need your strongest pizzas."

"you cannot handle my strongest pizzas, driver"