negro y rosa (by manu_perez_73)
Being gay and looking for dick in the olden days must have been really complicated
The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.
Simon had a very traumatic childhood at Manchester, England because of his heartless father. On most days, his father brought back dangerous animals and taunted him with them, even going so far to force him to kiss a snake or threaten to kill him with them. When he and his younger brother, Tommy, got older, Tommy would always wear a skull-mask at night to scare Simon. At one concert, his father had made him laugh at the death of a prostitute who was addicted to drugs.
An accurate description of most Achievement Hunter Let’s Plays
the fact that geoff can say “achievement hunter, pause” and everyone will drop what they’re doing without question
or that rtx to get everyone together for their stuff he yells “to me, achievement hunter”
these are very important things
overheard at the dominos I work at:
"pizza seller. I am going on a delivery and I need your strongest pizzas."
"you cannot handle my strongest pizzas, driver"